You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Randomize
