Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize