I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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