i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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