I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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