I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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