i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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