I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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