Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
try to milk me bitch
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