Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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