I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
home. puking in laundry basket.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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