She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It's just like the Real World with babies
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
