The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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