wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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