We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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