i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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