she smelled like a LAN party
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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