It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Never let your siblings swipe right.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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