your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
tell me about the fingering
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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