he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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