I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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