2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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