I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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