In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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