sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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