your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Oh god it's open bar.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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