if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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