your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
