She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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