VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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