Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
