Little spoons don't ask big questions
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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