I just made out with a guy for $7.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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