butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
