She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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