your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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