I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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