Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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