Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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