Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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