I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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