So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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