Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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