stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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