they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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