i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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