There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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