Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I need to align my fucking chakras
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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