I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Randomize