Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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