This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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