I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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