i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
ugly people sure do ruin things
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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