i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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