I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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