dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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