if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
