I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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