i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
